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Miracle Fruit – Where To Get Miracle Fruit Seeds

May 29, 2008

This is driving me nuts, I want to get some damn miracle fruit and I can’t seem to find any place that has them. The few places I did find have 2 to 4 months back order. If you buy the seeds you might not see the fruit for one to two years. Miracle fruit is freaking impossible to get.

Damn WSJ and NYTimes coming out with those stupid articles. I just learned of them a week ago, and now that its mainstream getting your hands on miracle fruit is damn near impossible.

If you know where to get miracle fruit seeds please leave a comment for all to see.

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Poker is the Best Game Ever

March 10, 2008

I have always been a mild fan of poker, but recently it seems to have grown to a new level. I remember the first time I played poker was with in my buddies basement when we were like 15. We did not have poker chips or a poker table so we had to use pennies to keep track of who owed what. I remember I got my ass handed to me because we played “dealer calls.” I was still a beginner and my friends would throw around every type of poker game variation possible including “stud” and “guts” along with crazy wild card games that messed up my odds calculations. Each game had its own nuance and strategy which made it really tough to get a good grasp on the game.

Over time I watched poker popularity sky rocket. I think the biggest thing that pushed poker to a new level was online poker. I remember hearing of friends making thousands of dollars playing all night in these poker rooms. I did not have the same luck as them. Maybe it was the lack of real people, or real chips, but it did not feel like a real game. I missed the smell of cigars and cigarettes, and eying your openest down, hoping they would crack. Maybe I just sucked and needed to practice more. Either way I started to follow the Bet Anywhere blog to see what is happening with online poker. Apparently now you can even bet on sports games from your cellphone. Maybe I will have better luck with my cellphone than my computer 😉

What do you think whats your experience with poker?

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5 Reasons You Never Thought About To Start Blogging Today

February 7, 2008

I post 5 reasons for starting a blog after getting permission from the original source Alexander Tsatkin

Here are the top 5 reasons you never thought about to start blogging today:

5. Repository for Ideas -Tired of keeping all your ideas in notebooks and random sticky notes. Blog it and have it at your finger tips any time you need it.

4. Take Market Share from Google – As we know Google sucks for discovering new things, especially things that are not search engine friendly. By partaking in the blogging community you can pass on valuable resources that may never get ranked in google.

3. Educate Readers – Everyone has something they can teach others. Are you tired of people bugging you to show them the same things. Well write a post or start a blog about it and next time just give them the URL and save yourself some time.

2. Online Reputation Management – If you are single, someone looking for a job, or someone who is concerned with identity theft, then you should be starting a blog. A blog is a great way to manage your reputation online and protect your good name.

1. Time Capsule Effect– In 7th grade my teacher had the class do an exercise that I will remember forever. Some of you may have done this too. Basically we wrote a letter to ourselves into the future. We wrote down our hobbies, interests, our dreams, and who we wanted to be when we grew up. The teacher would wait till senior year of high school to send the letter. Imagine my reaction when I received that letter, I had completely forgot about the exercise, never mind what I wrote. A blog is a great way to lock a moment in your life to reference upon years down the road. 

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Cloverfield Movie Review : Unbelievable, Not Great, but Good

January 23, 2008

Cloverfield Movie

So, I like everyone else had to see Cloverfield the movie after all of that buzz video they released. Well here is what I have to say: It was UNBELIEVABLE not great, but good. My girlfriend and I agree that those are the best words to describe this movie. I will break down exactly what I mean.

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5 Ways to Spot a Chick Flick – PS I Love You Case Study

December 3, 2007

Lately I keep seeing the commercial for PS I Love You. My girlfriend is trying to get me to go see this movie. I refuse, not because I am a callous male, I enjoy romantic movies, but this is straight chick flick. PS I Love You is a perfect example of this. Here are the top 5 ways to spot that a movie is gonna suck and its a total chick flick:

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Halloween Costmes Are Not What They Used to Be

October 29, 2007

My girlfriend and I decided to be vampires this Halloween. We got all the right things to make great costumes. Some fake teeth, make up kit, black clothes and most importantly fake blood. It took us a solid hour to get ready, but it was well worth it. we looked good. Just check out this picture below. However, going out made me realize that the holiday once known for spookiness and celebrating the dead has been almost wiped out.Halloween Vampires Pictures

Halloween Vampires Pictures

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Funny Craiglist Posts: Gold Digger vs Investment Banker

October 18, 2007

So one of my friends forwarded me a set of posts he found from Craigslist in New York. I decided it was time to share this post with you nice folks. It is basically a gold digger from New York who put a personal ad where she claims shes gorgeous and refuses to marry a man who makes less than half a million. Reading this may aggravate you, but trust me the rebuttal by the investment banker will make you feel much better. Here is the gold digger vs investment banker craigslist posting in its entirety.

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